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FBI Arrests 12 Kittens in Far-Reaching Sting
Federal law enforcement agents have arrested at least 12 kittens in connection with an elaborate criminal scheme that reaches the highest levels of the cat community.
The FBI’s press liaison would not reveal additional details about the sting operation, but did note that Minerva Kittenbreath (pictured above) was among those taken into custody. Kittenbreath has been under federal surveillance for months and is suspected of masterminding a number of organized crime efforts.
Submitted by Stace.
Baby Bear Diagnosed With Social Anxiety
Bear psychologists have diagnosed a local cub with social anxiety disorder after he exhibited extreme shyness around others.
“Sometimes cubbies can be a little awkward around their peers, but most will grow out of it,” says Dr. Jane Camping. "But a bear with social anxiety may have setbacks – he won’t be able to eat at the cool kids table, or will be too shy to ask a girl to the Spring Fling dance. So it’s good to diagnose that early on.“
STUDY: Puppies Get Too Serious When They Grow Up
A new study out from the University of Queensland finds that 76% of puppies become “way too serious” after the age of four.
“When they’re young, they love frolicking, jumping, cuddling,” says Conrad Baker, senior researcher on the project. “But when they’re grown up, all they care about are spreadsheets, 401(k) plans and NPR. Boring!”
Indie, submitted by Jarrett Owen.