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Guinea Pig Refuses to Leave the House After Bad Haircut
Tickle, a 1-year-old guinea pig from San Francisco, CA, just wanted a little off the top. She was mortified to find that her stylist had totally botched her look.
“It was all uneven, frizzed out,” says Amanda Carter, a close friend. “She started crying and said she wouldn’t go out in public until it grew back in.”
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POLL: Bunnies Prefer Lettuce to Carrots
The age-old stereotype that carrots are bunnies’ favorite food may be waning. A new Marist Poll finds that 72% of rabbits actually prefer lettuce over the traditional orange root.
The poll’s sample consists of 1,000 bunnies and spans most breeds and socio-economic backgrounds. Interestingly, bunnies with an annual income of $150,000 or more prefer lobster.
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Area Ferret Can’t Decide If He Wants to Nap Now or Later
Winston, a local ferret seen here sitting in his hammock, is reportedly having a devil of a time deciding if he should nap now or later. On the one hand, he’s already in his hammock and napping would be as easy as closing his eyes. On the other hand, Wheel of Fortune is about to start, and then it’ll be dinner time… so maybe it makes sense to nap later.
What to do… What to do…
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Town Residents Question Wisdom of Kitten Fire Chief
Two weeks ago, Wolfie the cat was named fire chief of Allentown, PA. At the time, the press hailed the decision to name a feline fire chief evidence of improving human-animal relations, but new reports about his first few days in office are causing some to question the wisdom of that move.
The Allentown Bugle reports that Wolfie has spent $4,000 of the town’s fire safety fund on “catnip toys” and has diverted some money ear-marked for hydrant maintenance to “laser pointers.” Further, witnesses report seeing Wolfie nap through 911 drills at least twice since assuming his new post. The fire department could not be reached for comment.
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