Dog Finishes Internet, Finds the Whole Thing Kind of Boring
Darby, a local corgi pup, reportedly finished the entire Internet at 3:45 this afternoon. According to sources close to the situation, he’s been browsing the web non-stop for the past 23 weeks and actually finished ahead of schedule. Sources say that upon viewing the the last page of the last site, Darby let out a yawn, shrugged and went to play with a bone he had hidden behind the couch.
“He was clearly unimpressed. I think especially once he got into the meme era, it started boring him – all that stuff about cats who can’t spell was totally not appealing to him,” says dog sociologist and behavior expert Terrence Gruber. "On the other hand, he’s a dog, so who really knows what they’re thinking?“
Via z5.
