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Puppy Cancels Gym Membership in Favor of ‘Walkies’
Sources inside a Bally Total Fitness tell The Fluffington Post that a puppy named Coco has closed her membership there, claiming she gets plenty of exercise by going on walks.
“We were really disappointed to see her go,” says Reggie Kalb, the gym’s manager. “But if she’s staying fit just with walkies, then more power to her.”
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Area Pup Lands Job as Plate Cleaner
One of the fastest growing job segments in the food service industry for dogs is prep washer. According to job search site Simply Hired, there are over 500 prep washer job open across the United States, with the most active cities being Chicago, New York and Los Angeles.
“The pre-wash that Milo gives our plates and flatware saves me time and money,” said Lisa Andruzzi, chef-owner Il Fortuna in the Gramercy Park neighborhood of Manhattan. "Milo has cut our water bill in half and we only have to use a 30 minute wash cycle instead of a 45 to get sparkling dishes. It’s well worth worth we’re paying him, which is mostly table scraps.“
Via nerdythrwaway.
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Hikers Lost for Hours Because of Cat
“In retrospect, we probably shouldn’t have let Elvis be the navigator,” said Brad Mills after being lost in the woods for nearly eight hours on Saturday. That’s because Elvis is a cat and his navigation skills are sub-par, at best.
After following directions mapped out by the feline, Mills, Elvis and two other friends trekked out into the South Dakota wilderness for what was supposed to be a short day hike. A couple of hours later, it was clear that they were lost and Elvis had no idea how to read maps.
The group was able to finally get their bearings after coming across a fire tower that had a cellular installation.
Via edmittance.
Canine Physicists Close in on Elusive ‘Dog Particle’
The furry team of theoretical physicists that famously rejected the existence of the Higgs Boson particle have published new research claiming they are closer than ever to unlocking the origins of the universe.
“Their methodology differs substantially from that conducted at CERN,” explains Darren Pick, a writer who covers physics for Scientific American. “While the Large Hadron Collider smashes atoms together at high speeds, the dogs mostly waddle around and try to sniff out the best protons and neutrinos.”
Their findings point to what they have dubbed “The Dog Particle” – a primordial subatomic mass shaped like a milk bone.
“A wonderful, delicious milk bone,” says Pick, reading from the dogs’ paper.
It has yet to undergo peer review.
Via The Giant Vermin.
