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Guinea Pig Lost in Thought for 5 Hours
Rescuers have been dispatched to locate a guinea pig named Jones who has reportedly been lost in thought for over five straight hours.
“Somebody mentioned String Theory and Jones just disappeared into his own mind,” says Allan Flohr, who was with the guinea pig at the time. “He’s probably thinking about physics, equations, that sort of thing. He’ll probably come to when he gets hungry.”
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Puppy Disappointed in Justin Bieber
When Mac heard the news that Justin Bieber was pulled over for speeding, he really took it hard. The puppy hasn’t eaten for hours.
“He really looked up to Justin. Now he’s just disappointed in his idol,” says Clinton Burket, a source close to the situation. “I don’t care if you’re being chased by the paparazzi, driving 65 mph over the speed limit is just not OK.”
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PHOTO OP: Kitty After Dinner
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Corgi Takes a Stand Against ‘No Dogs’ Policy
A corgi named Max has lodged a protest against the city of Nelson, British Columbia for its flagrant discrimination against dogs.
“These street markings are unacceptable,” says Ted Farro, a spokesperson for the disgruntled pup, referring to the ‘No Dogs’ signs painted on city sidewalks. “It’s a public street, and dogs have the same right as anyone to be there. You don’t see any ‘No Cats’ signs around here, do you?”
Max has organized a sit-in to protest the city policy. Police are holding off for now in the hope he will give up his cause. That’s unlikely, according to people who know Max.
“He’s very determined,” says friend Jerri Boso. “He’s been known to sit for hours – days, if need be.”
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Toronto Cat Confronts Pigeon Nemesis
A 3-year-old cat named Brooklyn has been waiting patiently by the window of a downtown Toronto condo in anticipation of his arch rival, a pigeon named Hank.
“Brooklyn has gone to great lengths to intercept Hank,” says Jamie Geers, a source close to the situation. “There was some phone hacking involved. Let’s just say he knew exactly which window to stalk, and the right time.”
The beef between the two is unclear, though The Fluffington Post has learned of rumors about an ex-girlfriend and a borrowed game of Trivial Pursuit.
Submitted by Lauren Hay.
