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Dog Named Chief Evangelist for PetsHotel
After a grueling 12-city tour of nationwide hospitality chain PetsHotel, Long Island dog Snooker has been hired as Chief evangelist for the PetSmart company.
“She wears the bandanna pretty much everywhere she goes,” says PetSmart CMO Corey Childress. “This is like her dream job.”
Via Jim Baumbach.
Cat Hair Art Project Raises Eyebrows at Office
In a move that some of her co-workers are calling “interesting,” Mashable.com editor Annie Colbert brought a “petable cat photo” to work Monday morning. The fluffy pic was of her own cat, and featured the feline’s actual hair sewn onto the print.
“I mean, kudos on a job well done,” one co-worker tells The Fluffington Post under condition of anonymity. “But that’s definitely a uh…unique art project. Yeah, I’m going to stick with unique on this one.”
PHOTO OP: Are You Coming With Me, or What?
Via echoe69.
Three Little Pigs Plan Reunion Tour
It’s been nearly three decades since the Three Little Pigs, Rufus, Terry and Josh, shot to fame after two out of three of their houses were infamously blown down by the Big Bad Wolf. Now, a spokesperson for the pigs has announced that the trio is planning a worldwide reunion tour, set to kick off later this year in Amsterdam, Netherlands.
This should come as happy news to the legions of adoring fans who have developed a thriving Three Little Pigs sub-culture on the Internet.
“I am so happy right now. This better not be a hoax,” wrote superfan HuffAndPuff37 on the /r/ThreeLittlePigs/ sub-Reddit this afternoon.
The tour will include a two month European leg, followed by a three month swing through North America, before finishing off with stops in Australia in Japan next Spring. The Big Bad Wolf is reportedly still enjoying his retirement in Calgary, Alberta, Canada and has no plans to join the tour.
Via nicolee_pikita.
Ferret Installs Hammock in ‘Man Cave’
Mordecai takes his time off seriously, which is why the ferret has installed a hammock in his finished basement.
“This really completes his ‘man cave,’” said close friend Tommy Sorkin. “He already had the flatscreen and the keggerator, but adding the hammock is the coup de grâce.”
According to Sorkin, Mordecai will spend up to four hours each day after work relaxing in his new basement hammock. “Mostly he’s watching Goodfellas. Apparently it’s a ferret thing – they love De Niro. Who knew?”
Via originalpozer.
