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Cat Prefers ‘New York Times’ Metro Section
Noel, a cat from Brooklyn, NY, still subscribes to the print edition of The New York Times, despite its waning circulation. He doesn’t read it, of course. It’s for sleeping on, and only certain sections will do.
“He only sleeps on the Metro section,” says Kenneth Rosen, a source close to the situation. “Science gets shredded and Food gets eaten.”
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The FluffPo Sues ‘Horsington Post’ for Trademark Infringement
In a move that will undoubtedly send shock waves throughout the media world, this publication has filed a lawsuit against recently launched media outlet The Horsington Post for “clear and malicious trademark infringement.”
The rival publication, which claims to be “Your #1 Source for HORSES!!”, is an obvious attempt to cash in on the hard-won success of this very website.
“The name, the tagline – it’s clearly a knockoff of The Fluffington Post,” says Barry Gold, attorney for this publication’s parent company. “It’s a violation of intellectual property, and we have every confidence the court will see it that way.”
The case is set to be heard on November 14th. The Horsington Post would not return our calls for comment.
Via dingbat2005.
STUDY: Twitter Kills Feline Productivity
According to a new study from the Pew Research Center, Twitter is a terrible drain on the productivity of cats. Researchers tracked a group of 150 cats throughout the workday in the largest known study of its kind and found that the number one reason cats get distracted from napping is Twitter.
“Cats, especially house cats, love Twitter,” said lead researcher Roger Colles. “It allows them a unique channel to stay connected while also providing an outlet for their vanity.”
However, says Colles, Twitter is also a major time suck. "There are many valuable napping hours wasted tracking the latest hashtags,“ he said.
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