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REPORT: Cat Rethinking 500 Thread Count Comforter

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REPORT: Cat Rethinking 500 Thread Count Comforter

Anouk the cat originally thought when it comes to bedding the higher the thread-count, the better. That’s why when she needed a new ensemble for her Queen-sized bed, she went with a 500-thread-count, triple down, Egyptian cotton sheet and comforter set.

Now she’s regretting that purchase, according to friends.

“What Anouk failed to take into consideration,” said Tammy Worloo, a source close to the situation, “is her rather slight body size.  She is literally swimming in all those sheets.  It’s too much for a little cat.”

Anouk has until next Wednesday to return the bedding to Bed, Bath & Beyond where she purchased the set.

Via twolittlemoos.

Deep Fried Tennis Balls Are Doggy Delicacy

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Deep Fried Tennis Balls Are Doggy Delicacy

Try to get a table a hip Upper East Side bistro Woof! these days and you may be out of luck.  Every since the New York eatery was featured in Gourmet magazine last month, their tables have been booked weeks in advance. The reason?  Deep fried tennis balls that Gourmet said were like, “little tastes of heaven.”

Renown canine chef Chewie, a golden retriever who received his culinary training at Johnson & Wales University in Providence, RI, invented the delicacy in 2010.  

“They’ve been a mainstay on our menu since Chewie debuted them,” said restaurant manager and co-owner Neil Franken. “But it took awhile for the press to discover them. Now we can’t make them fast enough.  We’ve actually started keeping a few tables aside each night for walk-ins, but the line is out the door.”

Via humanesocietyoftheunitedstates.

Cat Busted With 12,000 Fake Prada Bags

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Cat Busted With 12,000 Fake Prada Bags

The U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Department of Commerce announced the arrest this morning of Mitzy, a cat living in Philadelphia, PA who was allegedly sitting on the top of a multi-state, billion dollar counterfeiting operation. The cat was arrested with over 12,000 fake Prada bags in her possession.  The bags have a street value of over $3.5 million.

“Once we got Sammy the Salamander – a street hustler we picked up in Queens, NY last year – to flip on Mitzy, it was just a matter of putting together the resources for a sting,” said FBI spokesperson Wil Quantos. 

If convicted, Mitzy faces up to 20 years in prison.

Via ingrid_a_t.

Dog Candidate Makes Last-Minute Campaign Push

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Dog Candidate Makes Last-Minute Campaign Push

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

With the November elections just a few days away, Samson has been working overtime to ensure victory. The congressional candidate and dog has been campaigning feverishly in the past week, holding rallies, town hall meetings and other get-out-the-vote events. The dog even managed to squeeze in a visit to a local park yesterday to meet with constituents.

“He really understands the issues,” says area resident Martha Rowe. “He’s also the only candidate I know of who’s willing to stand up to vacuum cleaners. That speaks volumes.”

Samson’s campaign manager tells The Fluffington Post that the next few days will be crucial.

“We’re confident but not complacent,” says Gene Woodman. “The other candidates are doing all they can to detract from Samson’s record. It’s going to be a hard fight, but Samson is in it to win it. He’s also in it for the chauffeured limousine, but that will come later.”

Via ratmama69.