PHOTO OP: This Is a Coati
It’s related to the raccoon, and it’s freakin’ adorable.
Via Nelspin.
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Kitty Delivers Passionate But Uneven Shareholder Address
Kitty Delivers Passionate But Uneven Shareholder Address
Fluffy, CEO of the Nya Nya Corporation, gave what many analysts are calling a passionate, if slightly odd speech at the annual shareholder meeting this morning.
Nya Nya, which is known for making its ultra-popular (among cats) goldfish bowl fishing game for smart phones, has seen its stock slide in recent months. Without a major new title release in over 18 months, many expected Fluffy to use this morning’s address as a launch pad to the next great Nya Nya game.
Instead, the enigmatic cat used his time on stage to talk about how excited he was for the future of the company, without ever really getting into specifics about new games or how the company planned to reach new markets. (An anticipated foray into development for the Xbox 360 has yet to materialize.)
“That was all fine,” said Tim Carlisle, an analyst at Bloomberg Businessweek. “I mean we all still love that fishing game enough to give Nya Nya a pass on new games for another six months or so, but where I think Fluffy really lost the audience was when he talked about his love of salmon over tuna for 15 minutes. That was just strange.”
Plus, everyone knows tuna is better.
Via greenice1022.
Pups Make Camp in Living Room
Pups Make Camp in Living Room
Lewis and Bark have reportedly reached the living room and set up camp there. The pair began their cross-house trek earlier this week, intending to find a northern route from the den to the kitchen.
“They’ve successfully reached the living room,” confirmed Janet Smiley, who manages their base camp in the master bedroom and received a radio communique from the dogs at 0800 today. “They’re planning to camp there for the day, gather provisions from the under the couch cushions – dropped Cheetos, gummi bears, etc. – and then continue on through the dining room tomorrow.”
The puppies are hoping to reach the kitchen by Saturday.
Via yokchihuaha.
PHOTO OP: Yawn!
PHOTO OP: Yawn!
Via @Drelly.
Nosey Dog Won’t Leave New Neighbors Alone
Nosey Dog Won’t Leave New Neighbors Alone
When kitten roommates Maisy and Cinder moved into the laundry room, they didn’t expect much trouble. It’s a quiet neighborhood, good schools, and not a lot of riff-raff.
So they were surprised to find that their biggest headache would be the landlord, a dog named Lady.
“She’s constantly creeping outside the door, peeping in,” says Jill Senatore, a friend of the kitten duo. “She claims she’s just checking in on the property, but it’s pretty obvious she’s snooping.”
Via DemocraticElephant.