PHOTO OP: Out for a Drive
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Celebrity Llama Outed at Underbiters Anonymous
Celebrity Llama Outed at Underbiters Anonymous
By Stephanie Buck, Chief Llama Correspondent
Colorful radio personality, DJ Shear Force, was spotted exiting an alleged 12-step program in Sacramento, CA Wednesday evening.
Witnesses eating gluten-free carrot cake in a nearby cafe say the local celeb exited an unassuming basement conference room on K Street, a known gathering place for recovering underbiters.
“His fur looked really mottled, like he hadn’t slept in weeks,” shared an emotional onlooker. “It’s so tragic that he would let an underbite mess with his life. He has kids to look after!”
Shear Force’s employer, 102.7 The Herd, could not be reached for comment.
Via Tambako the Jaguar.
Exotic Short Hair Refuses to Go to Work
Exotic Short Hair Refuses to Go to Work
Some days, it is really hard to force yourself out of bed for work. For Cleeves the cat, that type of day is every day. The Exotic Short Hair kitty has refused to get up for work every day the past week, and friends are starting to worry.
“He goes through stretches like this,” said Harry Grigsby. “He’ll spend the whole day sleeping and barely move. Everyone says not to worry. He’s a cat. But it seems pretty bad to me. I think he’s depressed.”
“Do cats get depressed? Yes,” Donna Jiang, a cat psychologist. “But sleeping a lot isn’t a symptom. In fact, it’s normal for cats to sleep a lot and generally be lazy, so it can be really difficult to diagnose kitty depression. If he stops eating or grooming himself, it’s time to see a vet. But just sleeping all day? Nah, that’s a cat thing.”
Via tsoinatalie.
PHOTO OP: What Do You Want?
PHOTO OP: What Do You Want?
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Pup Scores Game Winning Goal for Wrong Team
Pup Scores Game Winning Goal for Wrong Team
A Boston Terrier named Venus has a terrible night on the pitch yesterday.
The amateur soccer player was ecstatic after he scored a winning goal in the waning seconds of his match – until he looked up and saw his own goal keeper guarding the net he’d just scored on. The own-goal won the game for the opposing team and led fans to boo the puppy as he walked off the field.
“It was embarrassing, for sure,” said Sheila Rizzo, the coach of the pup’s team. “The other lads were pretty upset with him and the fans were merciless. But we all went out for a few beers and it’s water under the bridge. We’re preparing for our next match.”
Via leon_and_venus.