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Diner Messes Up Puppy’s Order

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Diner Messes Up Puppy’s Order

Eugenia the bulldog is very particular about her breakfast. That’s why when Mama’s Diner screwed up her order, she had no problems marching up to the counter to tell them what was wrong.

“She’s a creature of habit,” explained Toby Carson, who dines with the dog every Thursday morning. “She always has two bagels and one waffle. Always. So she wasn’t happy when the server brought her two waffles and one bagel.”

Though the mishap threw off Eugenia’s entire morning, it was quickly resolved. The Fluffington Post is told that the pup still plans to regularly patronize the diner.

Via iameugenia.

Bunny Eats Carrots Strangely

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Bunny Eats Carrots Strangely

Authorities are baffled by Hollis, a rabbit with an odd habit. Hollis only eats the middles of carrots.

“We’ve taken him to see psychiatrists, nutritionists, sociologists, paranormal investigators – no one knows why he’s doing it,” said Sam Whitlock, a friend of the bunny. “It’s like he’s trying to tell us something, but what?”

According to Whitlock, they tried switching Hollis to parsnips last week to see if the message changed, but he did the same thing: only ate the middles.

They’re going to try celery next.

Via cataglyphis.

Area Cats Reject Reality, Live in Fantasy World

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Area Cats Reject Reality, Live in Fantasy World

A pair of local cats, Dora the tuxedo and Luna the tabby, have declared their basement the “Barony of Fluff,” and are refusing to speak to anyone who doesn’t recognize the made-up kingdom.

“It’s lunacy,” said Susan Wolpert, who lets the basement to the kitties. “They owe me two months rent, but now they’re claiming that I owe them because of some archaic, feudal land-grant system they’ve set up.”

The two cats have reportedly built a fortress out of old cardboard boxes and are preparing for a long siege.

Via little_friends.