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Dog Debuts Ugly Christmas Sweater at Office Party

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Dog Debuts Ugly Christmas Sweater at Office Party

A 7-year-old pit bull mix named Baby caught a few double-takes from co-workers on Monday when she wore a “horrifying” 3-D Christmas sweater to the office holiday party, according to witnesses.

“The thing had a reindeer on it, with pom-poms,” says Grace Commack of Accounts Payable. “A green collar with a plunging neckline – it was a mess.”

But the fashion faux paw certainly didn’t hinder her good time. “She’s a real people person,” says Jeff Saunders of the Sales department. “No matter what hideous get-up she’s wearing, everyone always has a great time with her. The holiday party was no different.”

You can vote for Baby in the ASPCA’s Cute Dog, Ugly Sweater contest right now for a chance to win fabulous prizes! And if you’d like to take Baby home for the holidays, she’s available for adoption!

REPORT: Area Corgi Gets Whatever He Wants

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REPORT: Area Corgi Gets Whatever He Wants

The town of Falls Ridge, SD is teetering on the brink of fiscal disaster all thanks to a corgi named Ajax. According to numerous reports, the dog has enormous power over the townspeople and possesses the ability to get whatever he wants.  His myriad requests over the past few months have brought the town to the edge of financial ruin.

“At first it was little things: walks, belly rubs, etc.,” said Ginny Winslow, the town’s controller and finance chief. “But then once Ajax realized what he could do he started asking for more expensive things: milk bones, chew toys, extra bacon with his kibble.”

The town ledger indeed shows an enormous bacon expenditure: $230,000 on cured pork since August alone. 

“We’re a town of 1,500 people,” said Winslow. “Delicious though it may be, we neither need nor can afford that much bacon!”

But, she said, resisting Ajax is nigh impossible. 

“Just look at him,” said Tom Marquez, a local barber. “You can’t say no. I’ve given him free weekly haircuts for a year. I can’t help myself.”

Authorities are unsure how to approach this situation and the town may need to declare bankruptcy.

Via chenluv.