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Hedgehog’s Doctor Advises Healthier Diet

Though his doctor has advised against it, Turbo the hedgehog begins each day with a breakfast of coffee and donuts. The hedgie, who works as an energy trader in Houston, TX, claims that he needs the boost of caffeine and sugar to get going so early.

But his doctor is worried.

“All that sugar and fat isn’t good for him,” said Dr. Lucy Elms. “I could even get on board with the morning coffee and donut, but have you seen what he eats for lunch and dinner? Fast food, pizza, beer. It’s no good.”

According to Elms, Turbo is going to eat himself into an early grave if he doesn’t watch it. 

“The bad food, the poor sleeping habits, the high stress job – it’s a recipe for disaster,” she said.

Via Turbo the Hedgehog.