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Cat Not Quite A Yoga Master Yet

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Cat Not Quite A Yoga Master Yet

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

Whiskers has been studying vinyasa yoga for years. After her first exposure to the practice at her local gym, the cat fell in love with the calm and peacefulness that she experienced while in class. Her new career goal is to some day open her own small studio and share her passion with others. 

Despite her dedication to furthering her yoga education, though, Whiskers has been having a hard time turning her dream into a reality. Mentor Robin Lille said that while Whiskers has unmatched flexibility and balance, she lacks the concentration to be a true master. 

“She’s easily distracted,” Lille said. “Sometimes a bird flies by the window and she will completely lose her center.”

Via Suzi Duke

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Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks

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Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Finley the dog has completely ceased all cute activity until demands are met by his owner.

“He was always such a fun puppy,” said Kathy Monroe. “Then he realized he wasn’t getting anything in return for doing tricks. That’s when it kind of all started.”

First on the pup’s agenda: A living wage.

“My client maintains that he simply cannot continue being an adorable dog without fair compensation,” said Ralph Sagher, the puppy’s attorney. “It is in his owner’s best interests to begin paying Finley at once for his services, preferably in bones.”

Monroe isn’t so quick to give in.

“Look, I don’t think asking for a paw shake is out of line,” the first-time owner said. “After all, I do basically everything for him. That puppy’s got some nerve, if you ask me.”

Sagher countered:

“Oh, please. Typical owner talk,” said the thrice-disbarred litigator. “She can argue all she wants, but we’re not going to roll over. And yes, you can print that.”

Via salmon789.

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Dog Attempts Camouflage, Fails

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Dog Attempts Camouflage, Fails

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Frank the dog did not want to go to the vet.

Rather than employing the same old tactics, however, he decided to try something a bit different – camouflage.

“He’d been watching some nature documentaries about animals that can blend in with their surroundings,” says owner Karen Black. “He thought it’d be easy to do the same thing.”

It wasn’t. Upon seeing Black with keys in hand, Frank darted to the nearest houseplant – only to be found seconds later.

“I guess you have to give him points for effort,” says Black. “It’s not his fault his sense of color is off. Still, it was funny watching him try to actually blend in.”

Black was not available for further comment as she had left to look for Frank, who was just lying on the carpet a second ago.

Via Tony Alter.

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