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Patient Cat Would Really Like to Use the Internet Now
A local cat has been waiting patiently for over 35 minutes to use the Internet. All she wants to do is just check her email and Facebook. It’ll take like, five minutes, tops.
Come on, guys.
Via puma1337.
Confused Kitten Wakes Up On M.C. Escher-Inspired Staircase
Cody, a cat from Coral Heights, FL, was minding his own business, napping the day away when – bam! – he woke up stuck in some confusing surrealist nightmare landscape. "He’s been trapped on that crazy, tessellated staircase for three days,“ said a source close to the situation. Apparently, no matter which way Cody goes, up or down, he always winds up back in the same place.
Top engineers and theoretical physicists are being flown in from the California Institute of Technology in an attempt to figure out how to extricate Cody from his predicament.
Via mike3k.
Cats Try Intimidation Tactics as Field Mouse Protests Intensify
A marginalized community of mice has taken to the field to protest what they view as “an oppressive cat regime,” according to one spokesperson.
A list of demands includes better access to the pond, improved health care, and not being mangled and dropped on the front stoop.
The cats have denied accusations that mice are being treated unfairly, and have been putting pressure on protest groups to back down. Sources on the ground have expressed concerns that violence could erupt at any moment.
Via cloud_nine.
PHOTO OP: This Cat Is Brought to You by the Letter U
Bruno, submitted by Anita Dore.
Midwestern Cat Actually Runs Away to Join Circus
We’ve all heard tell of people “running away to join the circus,” but it’s generally a lot of hot air.
Berkeley, a 2-year-old cat from Chicago, actually sealed the deal. Tired of his humdrum life in the Windy City, he crept into the tent of a traveling show, signed up for jester shifts, and never looked back.
Submitted by Madalyn Hoerr.
