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Wealthy Chinchilla to Set Sail for ‘Round-the-World Voyage

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Wealthy Chinchilla to Set Sail for ‘Round-the-World Voyage

After a amassing a fortune in the plastics industry, Jacob Sawyer, III (of the Newport Sawyers) plans to retire in February and attempt to circumnavigate the globe in a custom-built sailboat.

If successful, Sawyer will be the first chinchilla to accomplish the feat. The voyage is expected to take between 60 and 80 days, depending on how many snacks can be packed aboard the vessel. The business titan also plans to liveblog his experience via a satellite connection to the Internet.

Via CRITERISTIC.

Kitten Brokers Landmark Peace Accord

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Kitten Brokers Landmark Peace Accord

The long-held animosity between the cities of New York and Chicago over which has the better pizza is at a tentative abeyance this morning after a surprise, late-night treaty was brokered by this kitten.  Mayors from both cities have agreed, at least temporarily, to stop comparing crust size until a more permanent deal can be worked out. 

Via Marchnwe.