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Hamster Hacks FBI Database
A hamster known only by his hacker handle “SeedMonsterX” managed to breach a heavily encrypted FBI database Sunday afternoon.
While little is known about the hacker’s intentions, forensic investigators discovered a number of covert queries run against government data, including “Area 51” and “Minnie Mouse Nude.”
Via Marc Bres Gil.
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Via Waffles the Corgi.
Rhode Island Cat Obsesses Over March Madness
Brackets already driving you nuts this year? You’ve got nothing on Mr. Pinky, a 10-month-old cat from Providence, RI.
Pinky is so consumed with his NCAA picks that he watches every single play of every single game, and generates an “alternate bracket” based on revised probabilities about once per hour.
While the alternate brackets obviously have no bearing on his pool, Pinky is obsessed with graphing “all possible outcomes,” according to sources close to the situation.
Submitted by Alison Vinciguerra.
Marmoset Will Answer Three Questions
A marmoset living somewhere on the Argentinian side of the Andes mountains is reportedly known to answer the questions of any traveler that manages to locate him. According to local legend, the animal is an oracle and will provide insightful answers to just three questions per person. Truth-seekers are encouraged to ask wisely and avoid making direct eye contact.
Via Tambako the Jaguar.
PHOTO OP: Puppy in a Leaf Pile
Via PinballHelp.
