animals

REPORT: Dog Put His Right Foot In

Numerous British media outlets including The Guardian and The Financial Times are reporting that Dukie, a toy poodle, has put his right foot in.

Witnesses go on to say that Dukie then proceeded to take his right foot out. Shortly after, he put his right foot back in and proceeded to “shake it all about.”

“He did the Hokey Pokey and he turned himself around,” Caroline Ames told The Guardian. “That’s what it’s all about.”

Via Kimberly Woods.

Local Pup Trapped After Freak Dogslide

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

In what authorities are calling “the worst dog pile-up in years,” a local pooch has become wedged under a second dog and is currently awaiting rescue.

“Dogs are especially susceptible to seismic shifts,” says geologist Stephen Franklin. “Then again, these two could have just been playing.”

According to sources, the dog has been in relatively good spirits, busying himself with the many treats and chew toys thrown down by well-wishers. Authorities estimate that the dog could be freed by early next week, weather permitting.

Via chotda.