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London Bunny Tasked With Guarding Royal Carrots
A 1-year-old bunny named Mr Bounce has been appointed by Her Majesty the Queen to guard a very important bag of carrots. While a high honor to be sure, the London native is having a difficult time not eating said carrots, what with him being a bunny and all.
So far, no incidents have been reported, though sources close to the situation worry Bounce could cave at any moment.
Submitted by Sara White.
Little Rat Accidentally Orders Oversized Snuggie
Charlie the rat was thrilled when the Home Shopping Network box arrived on his front stoop. Unfortunately, due to a clerical error, the Snuggie he ordered was shipped as an XXXL – roughly 47 sizes too big for the tiny rodent.
While Charlie initially intended to return it, sources say he now plans to grow into it by laying on the couch and eating Häagen-Dazs ice cream.
Via Elalya.
PHOTO OP: Kitten Be Creepin’
Via Rival_Name.
Paranoid Pup Sleeps With One Eye Open
Some might call Lucas paranoid, but the pup from San Francisco knows you can never be too safe in this crazy world. That’s why he always sleeps with one eye open … just in case.
Sure, his REM sleep suffers a bit, and he’ll need that extra cup of coffee to get through the day. But, safety first.
Submitted by Karen Hartline.
Local Cat Won’t Shut Up About New Sneakers
A cat named Meex is really excited about his new pair of Nike kicks – so much so that he licks them clean every night, takes them to bed, and won’t stop yammering about how great they are.
“We get it, you really love your sneakers,” says Josh Skidmore, a source close to the situation. “But you can only hear about Spring Sole technology 12 times before it gets old, you know?”
Via Paolo Ongpin.
