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REPORT: Bulldog Can’t Find a Single Thing to Wear
Der Spiegel is reporting that Otto, a French bulldog from Rostock, Germany, cannot decide on an outfit this morning.
“He has gone through every drawer, but hates everything he owns,” reads the report. “Sources say some retail therapy may be in order.”
Via OttoTheFrenchBully.
PHOTO OP: Kitty With Bokeh
Via tobi_digital.
Town Council Nixes Black Bear Playground Expansion
Much to the chagrin of the area black bear population, the town council voted 5-4 against plans to expand the local bear cub playground. Had the measure passed, the town would have been obligated to seek $2.4 million in municipal bonds via ballot measure this November to finance a playground renovation.
“It’s an outrage,” said one concerned citizen. "That playground is a mess and I don’t think those cubs can bear it any longer. No wait… that pun was terrible. Can you not print that?“
The vote was very much along party lines.
Hamster Home Ownership Finally In Reach
A new study from the Federal Housing Administration finds that for the first time in the history of the administration, home ownership is realistic goal for a majority of the hamster population. New numbers indicate that because house prices have fallen so dramatically over the last three years, while hamster unemployment has stayed at a relatively low 5.6%, more hamsters are purchasing instead of renting.
“It’s a confluence of things,” says FHA researcher Barry Tompkins. "The hamster-based energy field is a growth area, meaning more high-paying jobs, coupled with low home prices and generous FHA interest rates for first-time home buyers.“
According to the study, a full 55% of hamsters will be home owners by the year 2015.
Via BrianWulfricPercival.
PHOTO OP: Smoochin’
Via Remy Sharp.
