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Texas Puppy Worried About Suri Cruise
The widely reported split of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has created an uncertain future for the couple’s daughter, Suri. No one – and we mean no one – is more concerned about it than Crockett.
“As soon as he got the news, he was devastated,” says Selena Klenke, a source close to the situation. “Crockett doesn’t care about the celebrity gossip, or the rumors about Tom. He just wants to make sure Suri will be OK.”
Submitted by Stacy Sample.
Duck Film Star Accosts Paparazzi
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
A local paparazzo got more than he bargained for yesterday when he decided to snap Larry, the noted duck film star, sunbathing in a park. A fiercely private duck, Larry regularly shies away from the invasive flashbulbs and press. On this particular occasion however, Larry decided that he had simply had enough.
Witnesses tell The Fluffington Post that the attack happened in seconds . “He just got up and starting running at the guy,” says Gene Dwyer. “Pecked him with his beak a few times. He was pretty relentless.”
The unlucky shutterbug has yet to file charges.
“He got what he deserved,” says Dwyer. “I’d have done the same thing. Especially if my hair looked like that.”
Via KatelynnPwnz.
PHOTO OP: Wait For Me!
Via Edith Maracle.
Bunny’s Facebook Post Upsets Friends, Subscribers
A New York City rabbit named Nola had Facebook buzzing on Saturday when she posted a status that read, “I am cuter than your baby.”
“She’s very cute, I’ll give her that,” says Lonnie Monks, who spotted the update on the social network. “But cuter than my baby? Nuh-uh.”
While the post received 12 likes, they were far outweighed by negative comments such as “Check ur ego at the door,” and “You never met my baby so how do you know!!”
“It’s just bad form,” says social media consultant Neil Markovich. “Even if you’re full of yourself, there’s no need to slam babies. You’re just playing with fire, right there.”
Submitted by Katherine Ricci.
Local Pug Already Misses Ann Curry
It’s only been two days, but Pepper the pug is longing for Ann Curry, the former co-host of NBC’s Today Show.
“There’s a big hole in his heart,” says Fran Colbert, a source close to the situation. “He loved waking up to Ann every morning. It just won’t be the same with Savannah Guthrie.”
Via Belinda Davey.
