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BREAKING: Cat Replicates Self
BREAKING: Cat Replicates Self
The Fluffington Post has received word from a testing facility in Nevada that a cat named Simon has successfully cloned himself through cell division.
“All of a sudden, another cat was just growing off the side of him,” says Clinton Bezio, a genetic researcher there. “Once fully formed, the cat was identical in size, color – everything. A perfect clone.”
Scientists are still examining the cause of this mutation, but most are in agreement that it’s “pretty awesome.”
Simon and Morgan, submitted by Arlene Harris.
Puggle Pup Worried About Investment Portfolio
Puggle Pup Worried About Investment Portfolio
The stock market has certainly bounced back from the troubling days of 2008, but many investors still tread conservatively.
After learning of some recent volatility, Daisy the puggle is concerned she may have been too bullish.
“She was very aggressive when she first started buying,” says Harold Luce, Daisy’s financial advisor. “I urged her to diversify, but she poured most of her money into companies that produce or sell bacon products.”
A slip in her portfolio has caused Daisy to rethink that strategy.
“You can’t think about investing with your heart,” says Luce. “You need to be cold and calculating, even if that means investing in cat-run companies.”
Via Lara.
PHOTO OP: Puppy Pile!
PHOTO OP: Puppy Pile!
Submitted by Russ Kelly.
Cat Unnerved by Visitor From Alternate Dimension
“Everyone knows mirrors are portals to alternate universes. That’s just a fact,” said Dr. Francis Goldblum in a phone interview. “What we don’t know is what might come out of those portals.“
While The Fluffington Post could not confirm the validity of “Dr.” Golblum’s diploma, it is clear from the video above that something in the mirror freaked out this cat. Visitor from another world?
Our guess is… no.
Via Reddit.