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Area Hamster Taking It Easy for the Summer
After a long year of nearly non-stop work, one local hamster has decided to take a little “me” time to recharge his batteries.
“He just sits there in his little chair, munching on a cucumber, relaxing under the desk lamp,” said roommate Jonas Redhook. "I think he really needed this. He was starting to get totally burned out at the wheel, so this is a good way to relax and recharge.“
Via Ninithedreamer.
Dog Claims Innocence in Couch De-Stuffing
A local dog swears that the couch was like that when he got there, and he had no part in the savage “de-stuffing” that occurred.
“My client is innocent of all charges,” said the dog’s lawyer, James McGiven. “He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.”
Though surveillance footage shows the dog clearly playing with piles of green stuffing and flinging it all over the yard and patio, no clear images exist showing who actually removed the stuffing from the couch.
Via sexpilus.
PHOTO OP: Snoozin’
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Local Cat Wins Award for Alertness
Area feline Clarence has been awarded the highest honor from the National Society of Alertness. The medal, given to one creature each year who “exhibits a high level of awareness of his or her surroundings,” was bestowed upon Clarence last night at a gala dinner.
“Clarence has been on our radar for a few years,” said NSA president Exicardo Morales. “He really stepped it up this year to become the most alert cat in the country.”
Via titubeo.
Puppy Celebrates Christmas In July
A local puppy has decided to dispense with waiting and celebrate his favorite holiday nearly six months early.
“Kaiser loves Christmas,” said family friend Judy Ong. “The carols, the cookies, the movies, the presents. He loves it all. He was doing pretty well waiting for the actual holiday, but about a month ago he started getting the itch. You know, humming ‘Rudolf’ all day, eating candy canes with every meal. Something had to be done.”
Their solution? A special “Christmas in July” celebration this past weekend. "We went all out,“ explained Ong. "Decorated a tree. Put Home Alone on the telly. Drank egg nog. Exchanged gifts. Kaiser tuckered himself out, but I think this will satisfy him until the 25th.”
Via WoofBC.
