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SURVEY: 46% of Dogs Can’t Pass a Driver’s Test
A nationwide survey of the Department of Motor Vehicles finds that 46% of dogs who take a driver’s test never pass, even after repeated attempts.
“Most of them don’t even know how to sit in the seat properly, let alone parallel park,” said a curmudgeonly woman at the DMV window.
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Tennis Ball Custody Battle to Be Settled Out of Court
The contentious debate over who owns a popular tennis ball will be settled without court proceedings, according to sources familiar with the matter.
“Both parties – Rusty and Pez – have agreed to arbitration,” says Abe Sparrowitz, a reporter for the New Orleans Times-Picayune, who has been following the case. “This will save them substantial legal fees and hopefully lead to a resolution they can both live with.”
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Beagle Faces Charges of Vandalism, Littering
A 12-year-old Beagle named Duke was arraigned in U.S. District Court today. He faces charges of criminal vandalism and defacing private property after he was picked up by authorities for allegedly tearing the garbage to shreds.
He pleaded “woof” to all counts, was released on bond, and is expected to stand trial in early September.
Submitted by Lauren Biegler.