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Baby Chicken Singing Trio Wows on ‘America’s Got Talent’
Henrietta, Flo and Bonnie – remember those names. They make up the new all chicken singing group, Hensanity, and they killed it this week on America’s Got Talent.
Performing a cover of the Rufus Thomas song, “Do The Funky Chicken,” the chicks impressed judges with both their vocals and their dance moves.
“I just love you,” said Mel B. “You’re adorable and these birds can dance.”
The only judge who wasn’t impressed was Howard Stern, who thought the choice of music was cliche. He pressed his “X” button mid-way through their performance.
“They’re chickens, they dance, they sing, who hasn’t seen that before?” he said. “I’m sorry, I just don’t see how this is a million dollar act.”
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Pup Reluctantly Signs Up to Fight Zombies
When it comes to natural disasters, the chances of a Zombie Apocalypse aren’t very high, especially compared to hurricanes, earthquakes, or dinosaur attacks, for example.
But should one befall the neighborhood, a Shih-Tzu named Alice will be the first line of defense. She volunteered Wednesday to battle the walking dead – perhaps against her better judgement – should they shamble from the grave and threaten humanity.
“Look, she may not be exactly what you think of as your classic ‘zombie hunter,’” says Melanie Corman, a deputy of the neighborhood watch who co-founded the Zombie Defense Coalition (ZDC). “But she’s pretty handy with a shotgun. You wouldn’t think so, but she is.”
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