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Three Little Pigs Plan Reunion Tour
It’s been nearly three decades since the Three Little Pigs, Rufus, Terry and Josh, shot to fame after two out of three of their houses were infamously blown down by the Big Bad Wolf. Now, a spokesperson for the pigs has announced that the trio is planning a worldwide reunion tour, set to kick off later this year in Amsterdam, Netherlands.
This should come as happy news to the legions of adoring fans who have developed a thriving Three Little Pigs sub-culture on the Internet.
“I am so happy right now. This better not be a hoax,” wrote superfan HuffAndPuff37 on the /r/ThreeLittlePigs/ sub-Reddit this afternoon.
The tour will include a two month European leg, followed by a three month swing through North America, before finishing off with stops in Australia in Japan next Spring. The Big Bad Wolf is reportedly still enjoying his retirement in Calgary, Alberta, Canada and has no plans to join the tour.
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Ferret Installs Hammock in ‘Man Cave’
Mordecai takes his time off seriously, which is why the ferret has installed a hammock in his finished basement.
“This really completes his ‘man cave,’” said close friend Tommy Sorkin. “He already had the flatscreen and the keggerator, but adding the hammock is the coup de grâce.”
According to Sorkin, Mordecai will spend up to four hours each day after work relaxing in his new basement hammock. “Mostly he’s watching Goodfellas. Apparently it’s a ferret thing – they love De Niro. Who knew?”
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Dog Regrets Installing Low-Flow Shower Head
In an effort to save water and “go green,” 5-year-old cocker spaniel Ralph Bear Morris installed a low-flow shower head in the master bathroom about three months ago. While his water bill is slightly lower, he’s having some regrets, according to sources.
“He really misses the massage setting,” says Angie Cornell, a friend. “There’s nothing like a nice hot, firm shower. It just kinda dribbles on him now – he hates it.”
Submitted by Kate Bowen.