PHOTO OP: Ferret On Duty
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Cat Attempts to Do Own Taxes, Fails
Cat Attempts to Do Own Taxes, Fails
When Artemis received her 2012 W-2 form from her employer, she figured there’s no time like the present to sit down and knock out her tax returns. She had no idea what she was in for, according to sources.
“She really got tripped up on the itemized deductions,” says Larry Booth, the CPA who eventually took on the cat’s filing. “When you factor in home improvements, charitable donations, the number of dependents – she has seven kittens – it can get pretty complicated. She was about to give up and just take the standard deduction, but I helped her maximize the return in the end.”
Via everyfivemins.
Cat Guides Blind Dog on Walks
Terfel, an 8-year-old dog from North Wales, UK, didn’t get around much after his diagnosis with cataracts. But when a stray cat named Pwditat entered his life, everything changed.
The Sun reports:
Pwditat, walked up to Terfel and led him out of his basket and into the garden. She has been helping him find his way around ever since.
PHOTO OP: Is it Playtime Yet?
PHOTO OP: Is it Playtime Yet?
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Land Cat Is the Most Dangerous Predator in the Living Room
Land Cat Is the Most Dangerous Predator in the Living Room
A new warning was issued today by the Downstairs Safety Board about the dangers of the dreaded “land cat,” which has been terrorizing the living room since late last week.
“The land cat is not to be trifled with,” said DSB director Larry Eames, in the statement. “This is a very dangerous, if extremely cute, predator.”
According to the DSB, the land cat will use its overwhelming adorableness to lure its victims into a false sense of security. Once it has you in its so-called “cuddle grip,” it’s too late – there’s no escape.
The DSB is advising all downstairs residents to exercise extreme caution when traveling in or around the living room area.