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Dog Owns Every Gadget, Still Bored

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Dog Owns Every Gadget, Still Bored

A New York puggle named Kingsley is obsessed with technology, say friends.

“He owns three tablets, two smartphones, two computers and a smart TV,” says Stan Kivolowitz, the dog’s former roommate. “And yet somehow, he’s still completely bored. I don’t get it.”

It’s likely due to over-stimulation, according to Dr. Jan Kholer, a puggle psychologist at Princeton University.

“If a dog has too many options, it can be paralyzing,” Kholer tells The Fluffington Post. “Too much to do can feel like nothing to do.”

Via Brie Manakul.

Cat Ridiculed for Liking All His Own Photos

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Cat Ridiculed for Liking All His Own Photos

An area cat named Twiskers is facing the ire of his social media followers this evening after it was discovered that he was artificially inflating the like counts on his Instagram photos by liking them from various accounts he’d set up.  

“It’s shameful,” said Tom Detlund, a former-follower of the cat. “I was a huge Twiskers fan – he takes gorgeous landscapes – but when I found out he was boosting his like counts in fraudulent ways, I unfollowed immediately.”

Twiskers has lost at least 12 followers since last night, according to social media tracking web sites.

Via zulumeow.

Kitten Vies for Spot on ‘America’s Next Top Model’

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Kitten Vies for Spot on ‘America’s Next Top Model’

By Mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent

HAGERSTOWN, MD – Lexi, a kitten from Hagerstown, is determined to make it to the next cycle of America’s Next Top Model. Sources say that as a kitten, Lexi believes she has an “edge” similar to past contestants, and is ready to break new ground as the first feline contestant. Lexi has been heavily influenced by Tyra Banks herself, as seen in the portfolio she assembled for the open-call audition. 

Annika Helms, a source close to the situation, says that “As a cat, Lexi was born pretty fierce, but Tyra has really influenced her posture and cat-walk. But I do think she’s better at cat-ure modeling than commercial.”

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Otter Files Noise Complaint Over Neighbor’s Party

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Otter Files Noise Complaint Over Neighbor’s Party

An otter named Samuel contacted authorities on Tuesday in an attempt to shut down a raucous party next door.

“The music was blasting – I think it was Party Rock Anthem on repeat,” says Henry Cobble, the police officer dispatched to the scene. “Samuel wasn’t the only one to complain. We had a few calls about it that night.”

Police were quick to shut the party down, mostly because of the noise, but also because LMFAO is terrible.

Via VFAGB.