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Doggie Howser, M.D. Reports to Work for First Day of Residency
Doggie Howser, M.D. Reports to Work for First Day of Residency
By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent
LOS ANGELES, CA – Doggie Howser, a 2-year-old prodigy dachshund, began his neurology internship today after completing medical school in a record-shattering two weeks.
Although he has difficulty intubating patients due to his lack of thumbs, he left his mark on medical school, graduating first in his class and only peeing on a cadaver once. Now, he is embarking upon a prestigious internship – a distinction that makes him the youngest neurology resident in the state.
His advisor, Dr. Benjamin Canfield, was unimpressed, saying Howser would have to live up to the hype and shouldn’t expect any special treatment due to his youth or adorable face.
Vinnie Delpino, a source close to the situation, said “Doggie will have to watch out. Dr. Canfield is quite an alpha male."
However, Mary Margaret Spaulding, a nurse, said "We’re happy to have Doggie on our team. Any new intern is bound to have a few oopsies, but Doggie is so darn cute that I don’t think it will be a problem.”
Cat Knits Throw Blankets for Everyone He Knows
Cat Knits Throw Blankets for Everyone He Knows
In what his yarn club is calling a “massive undertaking,” a Raleigh, NC cat named Spoon has started working on 346 knitted throw blankets – one for every person he’s ever met.
“It’s a ton of work, but at least he won’t have to go birthday shopping for any of his friends and family this year,” says Karen Stilton, a source close to the situation.
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PHOTO OP: Piggy!
PHOTO OP: Piggy!
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Dog Diagnosed With Severe Bed Head
Dog Diagnosed With Severe Bed Head
After a week of intense observation, doctors at St. Francis Hospital have diagnosed a 2-year-old pup named Jacob, who exhibited symptoms of frazzled hair and static cling for months.
“We’ve run about 14 different tests, and gathered expert opinions from around the country,” says Dr. Sam Tourig, who specializes in wacky hair disorders. “Most of us agree that this is a case of Severe Bed Head. But, with the right therapies and hair gel products, we believe Jacob can live a normal, productive life, despite his affliction.”
Submitted by Vivien.