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Cat Annoyed by ‘Downton Abbey’ Spoilers
By mirandate, FluffPo Correspondent
St. Louis, MO – Francie, a cat who has long supported public television, became very annoyed Sunday when spoilers for this season’s Downton Abbey appeared on her Twitter feed.
Lilia Vert, a source close to the situation, noted, “Every Sunday evening, I hang out with Francie on the couch and we watch Downton Abbey. She purrs all the time during that show. But when she checked Twitter Sunday morning, she found out this season’s big twist, and was so annoyed she horked up a big hairball. Right now I think she’s responding to the person who revealed the ending, even though I warned her that reading Twitter the night of a big TV broadcast was risky if she didn’t want to be spoiled. Ah, who am I kidding. She’s already pretty spoiled.”
Via Chris Erwin.

Local Beagle Stays Home from School Sick
The flu season is in full force around the country and it has hit the local Beagle population hard. Simpson got her flu shot in December, but that wasn’t enough to keep her from getting sick.
The puppy had to call out of school today and it’s not looking good for tomorrow, either.
“She’ll be okay,” said Melissa Anaroc, a friend who has been taking care of the dog. "A little chicken soup, a cold wash cloth on her head and some Tylenol and she’ll be right as rain.“
The puppy plans to email her teachers later to get tonight’s homework so she doesn’t fall behind.
Via incas_tails.

Area Cat Finds Shortcut to Six Pack Abs
According to multiple reports, a local cat has found a way to skip the gym and still maintain abs of steel.
“Basically, he found an old shopping bag that has a picture of this really buff guy on the front, and he sits in it. All day. Without moving,” said Laney Withers, who lives next door to the cat. "It’s really not a very good trick, and no one is buying it.“
The cat could not be reached for comment.
Via mocas.