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Calvin Klein Names Puppy as Newest Underwear Model

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Calvin Klein Names Puppy as Newest Underwear Model

The latest Calvin Klein underwear model is Hugo, a French Bulldog from  Malta, the company announced yesterday. The puppy will appear in a series of billboards, set to go up in New York and L.A. in April, as well as magazine ads. The Fluffington Post scored a preview of the pup’s latest photo shoot, which you can see above.

“Calvin Klein is a huge brand and Hugo is thrilled to be chosen to represent them,” said the dog’s agent, Doug Hall. “Modeling for CK basically launched Ashton Kutcher’s career, so we’re hopeful that this is only the beginning for Hugo.”

Via claude.attard.bezzina.

REPORT: Cat Gets Crumbs All Over the Bed

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REPORT: Cat Gets Crumbs All Over the Bed

Responding to a domestic dispute call earlier today, officers found a tense scene at an area household. 

“Basically, Bruce the cat loves to eat cookies in bed,” said Sgt. Pete Williams, who responded to the call. “Apparently, he’s not very neat about it and gets crumbs all in the sheets. His roommate had enough.”

Cyndy Collins, who lives with the kitty, called the cops to take Bruce away.

“Strictly speaking, getting crumbs in the bed isn’t something we can arrest for,” said Williams. “But I can sympathize. I hate when my wife snacks in bed.”

Via mycatbruce.

Dog Busted for Vandalism at School

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Dog Busted for Vandalism at School

Local puppy Quizno was given detention today for writing all over his desk with a magic marker. According to a disciplinary report from the principal’s office, Quizno was caught by his fourth period history teacher red-pawed.

“He had the markers in his backpack,” said teacher Jodi England in a statement. “Sure, he claimed he was innocent and that the cat did it. But how many times have we heard that excuse?”

Via helemelalleycat.