A local kitten, whose identity is unknown at this time, was reportedly bitten by a spider yesterday and is now exhibiting “super hero-like behaviors.”
Sources close to the situation say the cat has been literally climbing walls and swinging from building to building.
“He’s been spotted all over the city,” said police commissioner Sara Burellis. “We’ve had calls about his hanging from the rafters at a Whole Foods, jumping from car to car on 11th Street, and scaling the Chase Bank Building.”
Know one knows exactly how the kitty gained his powers, but scientists who study super heroism have a theory.
“It was 99% a spider bite,” said Lamont Quimby, a professor of superology at the University of Iowa. “There’s a very small chance it might have been some sort of bat, but the evidence really points to spider.”
Via lessons_learnt.
