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Kitty’s Dream Is to Meet Harry Styles

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Kitty’s Dream Is to Meet Harry Styles

Tiger the cat has one dream in life: to meet her idol, and secret boyfriend, Harry Styles. The kitten is reportedly a huge One Direction fan and is especially fond of the British dreamboat. 

“Oh she is so the smitten kitten,” said friend Daisy Williams. “Everything stops and starts with Harry. She sleeps with that photo, you know.”

Though Tiger has yet to see One Direction in concert – as a cat, her disposable income is quite low and she can’t afford luxuries like concert tickets – she still hopes to some day meet Harry and marry him.

Via tigerthehippo.

Puppies Locked in Heated Custody Battle Over Stick

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Puppies Locked in Heated Custody Battle Over Stick

Ralph and Biggie, two dogs from the Boston, MA area, are going toe-to-toe in the courts for custody of a stick they found while playing in a field last week.

“Ralph employed the time-tested ‘finder’s keepers’ defense,” said legal scholar Fred Axelrod, “while Biggie has argued that he saw the stick first. This one could go ten rounds.”

Both pups are expected to call character witnesses tomorrow.

Via rosieprimrose.

Guinea Pigs Forced to Share Carrot

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Guinea Pigs Forced to Share Carrot

Charlie and Vladimir don’t get along. In fact, the guinea pig roommates have loathed one another for years.

“They met via Craigslist,” says Jim Sanchez, a mutual friend. “Vlad was looking for a roommate, and Charlie could make the rent. But immediately, he wasn’t thrilled about the way Charlie would throw his cedar shavings everywhere. It’s been tense ever since.”

Given their history, it was no surprise they weren’t thrilled to share a carrot on Monday morning.

“It was the last one in the fridge, and they were both starving,” says Sanchez. “Breakfast was awkward, to put it mildly.”

Via ningo123.