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Dog Unwinds with Glass of Wine and Rom-Coms on Netflix

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Dog Unwinds with Glass of Wine and Rom-Coms on Netflix

A local dog named Marci has settled into something of a regular evening routine. After a long workday chasing squirrels and retrieving thrown tennis balls, Marci likes to unwind by curling up on the couch, pouring herself a glass of wine and watching romantic comedies on Netflix streaming. 

“The selection isn’t great,” said Tara Watson, Marci’s roommate, “but she doesn’t mind.”

According to Watson, the pup watched 13 Going on 30 and Emma last night, paired with a nice Merlot, and has plans to watch She’s All That and Runaway Bride this evening. 

“She’ll probably crack open something smooth, like a Camenere or Chianti, for Richard Gere,” said Watson.

Via lifeisgood2013.

Local Bird Not Happy with Expensive Salon Cut

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Local Bird Not Happy with Expensive Salon Cut

When the upscale Salon 23 started advertising services for birds, Mango was ecstatic. But after visiting the salon and dropping $120 on a premium cut this weekend, that excitement has waned.

“They told him he would look like an Macaw,” explained close friend Sarah Bastille, “but instead he wound up looking more like a Chickadee.”

It’s not that the cut was necessarily bad, said Bastille, just not what was advertised. And certainly not worth that much cash.

Mango has already left a 1-star review on Yelp and unliked the salon’s Facebook page.

Via talitha_x.

Ferret Finds Nothing He Likes on ‘House Hunters’

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Ferret Finds Nothing He Likes on ‘House Hunters’

Fergie, a ferret from Tampe, AZ, was a recent guest on the hit HGTV show House Hunters when she was forced to move to Phoenix for work. Though she ultimately chose house number two, friends say Fergie wasn’t actually thrilled with any of them.

“She really didn’t find anything she liked,” said Sally Jansson. “But to be fair, she wasn’t really expecting a real estate show. She misread the contract and thought she was going on a show called Mouse Hunters.”

Via araddford.