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Dog Ready for International Latin Dance Championship

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

After years of intensive training and backyard practice sessions, Dusty is ready to take the floor at the International Latin Dance Championships. Partner Elena Martinez has been dancing with the dog for four years – 28 years to Dusty, and she thinks now is their time. 

“Dusty’s got the macho attitude that you need to be a master at the Latin dances,” she said. “And his body movement, especially with his tail, is incredible.” 

Coach Rodrigo Molina agreed that Dusty and Elena could be champs this year if they can overcome one final challenge.

“Sometimes Dusty gets distracted by the sequins and fringe on the costumes” he said. “As long as he can stay focused on the dancing and not chase after Elena’s skirt, it’s a lock.” 

Via carterse.

Dog Embarks on Clandestine Mission to Rescue Bone

by Anna Washenko, FluffPo Correspondent

As a member of the canine special forces, Rex is an expert in search and retrieval missions. He was dispatched on his latest assignment last night to rescue the bone that he buried in the neighbor’s yard last fall, according to classified documents obtained by The Fluffington Post. 

“I’ve put all my best resources into protecting my garden, but somehow Rex always sneaks through,” retired Army General Ted Havers, who lives next door, said. “He’s a stealth master, a ghost in the night.”

When asked what he’d do if he should catch his arch nemesis, Havers spoke of the dog with admiration. “Oh, I’d just bring him back to the Walters’ place,” he said. “Rex is a true soldier and I’ve got to respect that.” 

Via Bailey Weaver.