Famed Show Cat Retires at Age 5, Lives the Good Life
After a whirlwind life in show business, Mr. Bear (pictured above) is headed into his golden years. At just five years old, Bear has everything he needs to retire.
The secret to his success? Enjoying simple pleasures. “According to him, the best things in life are a good poop and a nap,” says Sara Simon, Bear’s longtime agent and close friend.
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