
Dog Circumnavigates Living Room on U.S.S. Couch
A pup named Gaston has successfully sailed across the entire living room and back again on a ship named the U.S.S. Couch. He is the first in recorded history to do so, though some scholars believe Viking dogs may have achieved this feat long before Western European canines “discovered” the living room.
Submitted by Lief Anne Stiles.
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