

A hammock and a nice cold drink were no match for an all-too-familiar scent that came wafting in on Wednesday morning.
Cal, a local pup, had resolved to “turn off the world” during his much-needed vacation, according to sources close to the situation.
”That’s when the bacon started sizzling,” says Melanie Holbrook, a friend who witnessed the disturbance. “Cal almost fell out of the hammock. It was alarming.”
Reports from the scene indicate that Cal’s restful state quickly escalated to frenzy.
“It was like an electric current,” says Tony Northrup, an eye-witness. “Once the jolt hit, he couldn’t help himself.”
via @tecuaniventura
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