Puppy Has Big Plans for Yard

Puppy Has Big Plans for Yard

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Max the Lab just can’t wait to get started on his owner’s backyard. The enterprising puppy has recently expressed interest in converting the drab quarter-acre plot into a veritable dog playland.

“Yeah, he really wants to turn the place around,” says Bob Stewart, a friend. “He’s nothing if not ambitious.”

Blueprints obtained by The Fluffington Post have hinted at the true scope of Max’s vision. Among other amenities, the plans call for a bouncy castle, water slide and ball pit, all built to puppy proportions. 

“The bacon stand is going to be awesome,” says Stewart. “Of course, he’s going to need permits for everything. Let’s hope the mayor isn’t a dorkwad about it.”

Via AC77AC.