
Puppy Is Reportedly Not Impressed
According to reports out of Seattle, Howie, a Pomeranian-Chihuahua mix, is completely underwhelmed this morning. Friends have tried everything to break Howie out of his funk, but he’s simple uninterested in anything presented to him.
“We’ve tried giving him treats, taking him for walks, throwing his favorite ball around – nothing,” said Lorraine Hicks. “He’s just indifferent to everything.”
No one is quite sure why the dog is so unenthused.
“I mean, the Mariners landed Robinson Cano, the Seahawks are in the Super Bowl, everything is coming up Howie,” said Hicks of the pup, who is apparently a huge local sports fan. “I don’t get why he’s so aloof.”
Hicks hopes that it’s just a temporary malaise and will blow over soon.
Via howie_thepomchi.
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