
Puppy Strikes the Tennis Ball Motherlode
A puppy named Dexter has acquired what local media is reporting as the “biggest haul of tennis balls ever purchased at an estate sale.”
“He really hit the jackpot,” said Terrence Winnell, an appraiser of antique sports equipment. “I mean, I’ve never seen a trove of balls like that. And for what he paid? It’s unheard of.”
The dog is reportedly planning to “play his tail off” over the next few months and chew each ball to smithereens.
In addition to the balls, the estate Dexter purchased included a number of rare books and first editions, which he also plans to chew.
Via Reddit_Hates_Liars.
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