Dog Claims Innocence in Couch De-Stuffing

Dog Claims Innocence in Couch De-Stuffing

A local dog swears that the couch was like that when he got there, and he had no part in the savage “de-stuffing” that occurred.  

“My client is innocent of all charges,” said the dog’s lawyer, James McGiven. “He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

Though surveillance footage shows the dog clearly playing with piles of green stuffing and flinging it all over the yard and patio, no clear images exist showing who actually removed the stuffing from the couch.

Via sexpilus.