California Puppy Bent on Moving Objects With His Mind
Telekinesis is impossible, but lame facts like that don’t stop Orion from trying. The 4-year-old pup from Oakland, CA insists that with enough training, he’ll be able to move inanimate objects by staring at them.
“He really likes to just stare at things for extended periods of time,” says Helen Agnes, a source close to the situation. "My hypothesis is that he’s either trying to use The Force, or he’s just intensely wishing for bacon.“
Submitted by Helen Agnes.
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