
Puppy’s Pillow Fort Deemed Structurally Unsound
Tazzy the dog spent a recent Saturday morning designing and constructing what he was sure would be a durable and functional pillow fort. Unfortunately, it was deemed unsafe by county building inspectors and fell down shortly after completion.
“It was a very modern and pragmatic design. A lot of usable space and no waste,” said pillow architecture professor Lenora Eastman. “But Tazzy didn’t account for his own size and weight when laying out the foundation, so the whole thing was doomed from the start.”
No one was hurt in the incident, though Tazzy pride was bruised. The vacant couch will be turned into a Dunkin’ Donuts early next year.
Via vkampf.
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