Puppy Naming Brainstorm Goes Horribly Awry

Puppy Naming Brainstorm Goes Horribly Awry

What began as an innocent effort to name a foster puppy turned into a wild free-for-all when friends at a weekend barbecue began writing down ridiculous suggestions.

The list “covered both sides of a piece of paper by the end of the night,” writes Paul Jay on his website, recounting the incident. “Some of these are from good friends, some from kindly folk we had just met, and some, I’m pretty sure, are from random homeless people who wandered into our house looking for empty bottles and used aluminum foil.”

The outrageous suggestions include:

Inspector Pancakes

Scrappity

Lord Waffles

Douglas Fairbanks

Herman Weintraub

Backstreet Boys

Senator Cuddlebreath

Sebastian From The Little Mermaid

Read the complete list here.