Post Office Experiments With Puppy Mail Carriers

Post Office Experiments With Puppy Mail Carriers

In its continued efforts to stem costs, the USPS has rolled out a pilot program in which puppies replace mail carriers on simpler suburban routes.

“We don’t want to lay people off,” said Ralph Comack, spokesperson for the Postmaster General at a press conference Saturday. “But puppies work real cheap. If the program is a success, we could slash $20 million from the budget in two years and keep the mail flowing without interruption.”

The program, however, is off to a ruff start.

See what we did there?

Never mind.

Submitted by Lauren McCullough.