Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks

Puppy Demands Living Wage For Tricks

by Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

According to sources, Finley the dog has completely ceased all cute activity until demands are met by his owner.

“He was always such a fun puppy,” said Kathy Monroe. “Then he realized he wasn’t getting anything in return for doing tricks. That’s when it kind of all started.”

First on the pup’s agenda: A living wage.

“My client maintains that he simply cannot continue being an adorable dog without fair compensation,” said Ralph Sagher, the puppy’s attorney. “It is in his owner’s best interests to begin paying Finley at once for his services, preferably in bones.”

Monroe isn’t so quick to give in.

“Look, I don’t think asking for a paw shake is out of line,” the first-time owner said. “After all, I do basically everything for him. That puppy’s got some nerve, if you ask me.”

Sagher countered:

“Oh, please. Typical owner talk,” said the thrice-disbarred litigator. “She can argue all she wants, but we’re not going to roll over. And yes, you can print that.”

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