Puppy Flunks Out of Jedi Academy

Sigmund, a puppy from the the swamp planet of Dagobah has failed out of Jedi Academy, according to sources close the situation.

“He’s definitely got the Force; a ton of potential,” said instructor Tylo Ugufu. “He’s just got no discipline.”

The dog apparently had a terrible attendance record and spent more time partying than studying. 

“He’d spend all his time in the cantina drinking flameout and gav instead of studying his sword forms,” said Ugufu. “His lightsaber work was really sloppy. He only lasted as long as he did because of natural ability.”

Sigmund will return to Dagobah and may reapply to the Academy next year. 

Via blowhole_moustache.