
Local Puppy Is Up to No Good
Authorities are advising citizens to be on the lookout for a local spaniel who is apparently “up to no good” and “totally planning something.”
Police say the puppy was last spotted at his home on Main Street, where witnesses say it seemed that he was about to mess with his older brother. The puppy is not considered dangerous, but police warn that he could jump up on the furniture at any moment.
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