ALERT: Puppy Prisoner on the Lam
Bosco, a Boston Terrier who was convicted of serial cuteness last year after a wanton licking spree and sentenced to life in a maximum security prison, has escaped. Authorities are warning all citizens to be on the lookout, as the dog is considered cute and extremely cuddly.
“That puppy has a tongue, and he is not afraid to lick your hand,” said police chief, Jack Carter.
Via ed3jo.
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